Cotton Canvas Tote Bag for USABO Nerds

Let’s be honest: when Campbell Biology is your bible and the USABO Open or Semifinals are around the corner, your sleep schedule doesn’t just take a backseat—it exits the vehicle entirely.

Engineered specifically for the dedicated biology olympiad nerd, this tote bag says exactly what you’re thinking (even if your sleep-deprived brain is currently struggling to remember the steps of the Calvin cycle). Featuring the ultimate insider mantra: “EAT. SLEEP. USABO. REPEAT. (WAIT, SKIP THE SLEEP)”, it’s the perfect blend of dark academic humor and badge of honor.

This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15″ x 16″– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it’s durable and will last for years. The bag features 20″ handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week’s worth of shopping.

.: 100% cotton canvas

.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))

.: Sewn-in label

.: Available in natural and black colors

Size: 15″ x 16″